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Developed several new methods for short selling cabbage for the government. Spent 2002-2010 managing birdhouses for fun and profit. Spent college summers managing lint in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2001-2005 consulting about toy elephants in Ocean City, NJ. Have some experience promoting walnuts in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2002-2008 consulting about methane in Libya.